Military Dick Review

Military Dick is a closed book: the last new scene on its public video page is dated March 13, 2025, and nothing has been added in the eighteen months since. That changes how we recommend it. It is still worth watching as part of a Say Uncle membership, but nobody should pay for it expecting fresh releases.

The site's own title tag calls it "Latin Army Boys," and that is a more accurate description than the generic uniform-fantasy label it usually gets. Scenes are built around barracks, drills, inspections and officer-versus-recruit setups, cast almost entirely with Latino performers. Several of the regulars, including Vicco Landi, Felix Harris and Jake Lotti, turn up repeatedly, so the site feels more like a recurring ensemble than a rotating cast. Group scenes are common; a good share of the listings credit four to six performers.

We counted the public listing page by page. It shows 51 scenes, the oldest dated August 30, 2021 and the newest March 13, 2025. That is roughly one release a month across three and a half years, followed by a full stop. In 2024 the pace had picked up to about two a month in the autumn, which makes the sudden silence stranger; the site gives no notice that the series has ended.

Pricing is the second thing to understand. Military Dick no longer sells its own membership. The public join page offers exactly one plan, Say Uncle Unlimited, at $349 for 365 days, and the fine print says it rebills at $349 every year until you cancel. That works out to about $29.08 a month. What you get for it is the whole network: the join page lists 1080p and 4K video, streaming plus downloads, more than 1,600 models and around 3,400 premium videos, and the Say Uncle series index includes Military Dick alongside Family Dick, Brother Crush, Latin Leche, Missionary Boys and dozens of others. Measured against the entire network the price is defensible. Measured against 51 finished scenes it is not.

Billing runs through Segpay or Epoch, and the join page also accepts gift cards. Cancellation can be done online or through the biller, and access runs to the end of the paid year. The refund policy is strict: no refunds once there is any record of log-ins, so an accidental renewal on a site you stopped using is hard to reverse. Set a reminder before the anniversary date.

The cons are specific. First, the catalogue is frozen, and a 51-scene library can be watched in a few weeks. Second, you cannot buy Military Dick alone, so the only way in is a $349 annual commitment with no monthly option on the public page. Third, the network FAQ confirms there are no subtitles, and download limits are described as dynamic rather than a fixed number, which makes it hard to plan an offline archive.

Who should subscribe: viewers already interested in the wider Say Uncle network who also like Latino casting and military roleplay. For them Military Dick is a bonus shelf inside a membership they would buy anyway. Who should skip: anyone who wants an actively updated military site. Active Duty has a much longer run in the uniform category and sits inside a larger studio network, and if Latino casting is the main draw, Latin Leche is the active Say Uncle series for it and is included in the same pass.